So I have been analyzing the data I have gathered from the news, Starfinder public records, my contacts with Absalom Security, and the live-feed from the Eoxian ambassador and I have managed to find some details on Lance's new crew.
Check below to learn about the expert team rallying under Lance's flag!
The bodyguard hired by the Eoxian ambassador is called "Hammerfist" by most non-Vesk. Apparently, this is because he really enjoys punching people. As I already noted during the live-stream, Hammer seems to have made a career so far working as a freelance bodyguard for celebrities. At one time contracted by a small Desnan-controlled company, Hammer has worked for actors (cinema, not stage, so a real pro!), musicians, entertainment executives, and even at one time the infamous radio personality "Speedy Jones" who received a ton of death threats a few years back after referring to the Vesk as, "barely sapient troglodytes." Jones' Image Rehabilator correctly deduced that having a Vesk protect the old racist would go a long way toward fighting charges he was just, well, an old racist.
Sabine "Wingnut" Jones was born on Absalom Station, and as far as I can tell is the only child to two parents that clearly influenced her technical skills. She first worked with our boy Lance during the production of the epic "Girl, I'm a Boy Who Needs a Girl, Girl" video. She first appeared in the tabloids when she slapped Lance's ex Christianna Guerra over Chrissie's treatment of a serving droid. She must have done something to impress Lance, because while she was fired from his production company for a time, she continued to work on his projects. Some of my contacts also report that he interceded a few times when Ms. Jones was arrested at Droid Rights rallies.
I'm still hacking my way through servers, networking with my contacts, and otherwise devoting a whole buncha resources towards uncovering more. Next time, Lancers and Lancettes, I will have a brief on the rest of Lance's new crew!
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