That's right Lancers and Lancettes, our favorite singer and performer who left "The Zenith Point Boyz" two years to pursue his own solo project, Duck, Duck, Lance (widely panned by critics, but since when do critics know good music?) has been confirmed to be on Absalom Station!
But that isn't all! We have some bad news, good news, and more bad news just below...
So the bad: low-life criminals decided to make the shuttle bay where Lance arrived a war zone. Station security's official report is that it was a territorial dispute, but according to sources known to yours truly, neither of the gangs involved has turf anywhere near that bay.
Could it be that Lance was actually the target? Perhaps both gangs simply wanted to kidnap our boy! I cannot answer that, but I can confirm that in addition to one bystander killed (some of the criminal scum too, but they don't count) Lance bravely took two laser blasts trying to protect other innocent passangers.
But how about that good news, Lancers and Lancetttes? Another heroic passenger used magical healing to save Lance's life! One witness told me, "There was no way he took lasting damage or will be scarred. Was that really him?"
And the other bad news...the woman who saved Lance's life is reported to be rather...attractive. They arrived together, she was quick to use her powers to save him, and they...sorry Lancers and Lancettes, they were seen checking into the same hotel later that day!
Now don't be too discouraged, because a papparazi friend of mine told me they were seen wandering the station together, but he didn't grab any pics because there was no sign of, "hostilities or PDA." The two most critical things to detecting a relationship, no sign. So have hope!
Until next time Lancers and Lancettes!
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